LMAO
I’m sorry but first thing this morning I get up to turn my alarm clock off only to find that my legs (those lazy things) are still sleeping so I try to keep my balace as good as i can but what good are you with sleepy legs, right? So I CRASH into my TV stand (not on purpose, of course) the cart hits the wall and the TV starts falling on top of me so i have no chance at all to check my leg which I know is scratched b/c of the sharp corners and rough wood. Meanwhile I’m laughing my ass off like a maniac knowing full well that my knee is bleeding all over my TV stand + possibly floor and I’m holding a TV that probably weighs as much as my entire body. Luckily, I am able push the TV back up which shoves my Wii over the ledge and it falls so I “jostled the system” so to speak…I haven’t checked on it yet. Now I’ve got everything put away like it was and what happens!? My legs, yes, MY LEGS are now awake screaming at me for the pain that I’ve caused them. And whats worse I did get blood on my floor and I can’t get it out and I can’t find a band aid. Gross…but I’m still Laughing My Ass Off.