July 2008
4 posts
loveology:
Hands down the best part of Stop in the Name of Pants!
He is burbling on in a Sven way.
It’s quite soothing listening to him talk. As Jools said “It takes your mind off things because it sounds like it should make sense, but it doesn’t.”
He was saying “Ya and when I take you my bride, Rosie, to my people, they will laugh and sing and kill the herring and make the hats with the...
Dear Gott in Himmel! and
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN
edit: my two favorite phrases from the Georgia Nicolson series
“OK, kittykat, I’m sorry. Come on, it’s alright, stop blubbing. Your nose will...”
– Dave the Laugh (I need a man like this in my life.) (via loveology)
Don’t we all
June 2008
5 posts
you guys wanna hear a gay joke?
me: YES!
kevin: YES!
jennie: okay, so there were these two guys...
kevin: and they were gay?
jennie: kevin... i work alone.
kevin: okay.
jennie: there were these two guys at a funeral parlor, and one guy came up to the other, and asked if his wife died. he said, no my partner died. the one asked if he was going to bury him or cremate him, he said cremate him. then he asked where he was going to spread the ashes. over my spaghetti he responded. what?! why? asked the other man. so he can rip through my ass one more time!
jennie: HAHAHAHA
everyone else: ...
john: um, that's awful...
kevin: you're the only one laughing jennie...
jennie: what?! i didn't say he died from aids!
everyone else: omg, HAHAHAHA
kevin: we shouldn't be laughing...
jennie: yeah, he could have died from getting hit by a bus.
kevin: or got beat up for being gay.
john: omg...
i've heard a similar joke, but its more like "three gay men are sitting in a funeral parlor and they're talking about where they are going to bury/spread their partners' ashes. One man goes..."I'm going to take my partner to the beach because he loved to go running on the beach in the mornings." The other goes "I'm just going to bury him by his family. It's what he would have wanted." The last one said "I'm going to put my partner's ashes in a bowl of chili." "What why?" "So he could tear my ass up one more time"
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loveology:
We can’t find my sister.
…did you draw on her cookies again? I swear Brittany!
March 2008
4 posts
“Now get in there and wash your fucking cock and balls”
– Dirty Privates
February 2008
10 posts
“She’s got a smile so wide to ease the pain, the pain I’m going...”
– Third Eye Blind
life goes on
today is the first day that i’ve actually smiled all day long…and it felt great. i got a mani/pedi and had a good time with my friends angie, jaime, and annie…today really made me happy…and for the first time all week i feel like there is hope for me to find someone new and to love again. i still need to work on my self esteem a little bit.
loveology: ..I just woke up, drove all the way into work, and started working JUST TO FIND OUT THAT IT IS PRESIDENT’S DAY AND I WAS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE OFFICE. WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL. I am going to milk this hour and then go home. Oh hay, there’s a contracter here too. We’re going to go get breakfast. sucks to be you…but then my day sucks even more b/c we DO have...
wow...
if you’re looking for a great way to lose weight, break up with your very first love…i lost 5 lbs. in one week.
i just learned...
that my grandpa is getting kicked out of assisted living at the end of next month…apparently his short term memory is shot to hell and the only thing they can do for him is make him stronger. he’ll probably have to be put into a nursing home b/c he needs 24 hr care. sucks a bunch to get old doesn’t it.
life
today will be the 2nd full day of my single life. i actually find it ironic that we got together on 10/11/05 and broke up 2/11/08…we were only 8 months away from 3 years. he came over last night and i wanted so much to tell him that i wanted to be with him night and day for the rest of my life but i didn’t want to keep getting hurt and in turn i didn’t want to hurt him. it was a...
getting drunk be4 chemstry lab may have nt been such a great idea…but it sure takes the edge of
i can't believe it
its over.. i can’t believe its over :’(
Charlie Bartlett
So did anyone else notice that Jake Epstein and Lauren Collins are going to be in this movie?! So excited. I want to see it badly.
January 2008
41 posts
in memoriam...
I posted this somewhere else and thought it would be safe to post here…as long as i don’t get laughed at for months to come: I may not have a picture of Heath Ledger but no celebrity tragedy has hit me as hard as the death of one of Australia and America’s greatest actors. Heath Ledger was nothing short of brilliant. He put his heart and soul into every single role he played and...
hahaha drunkards
So I’m trying to get through the throngs of drunk people at Port just so I can get out of there to get to my boyfriend’s and I finally get through but there are these two 3 year old girls (exaggeration) walking in my lane. And they’re laughing while oncoming traffic of course has no problem getting through and they see me but they take their time. So I honk at them…and then...
Daniel Clark is going to be in Spring Awakening?! — loveology I am so going to see that now…thank you for that valuable information.
Sick.
I’m so sick of feeling taken for granted. For feeling like I’m here for everyone else’s use. I’m sick of feeling not good enough. I’m sick of having all of my hope and happiness get stomped upon by bad news. I’m sick of having all of this happen to me. I just want something good. Anything. Something that will stay. Something that will always be true. I...
LMAO
I’m sorry but first thing this morning I get up to turn my alarm clock off only to find that my legs (those lazy things) are still sleeping so I try to keep my balace as good as i can but what good are you with sleepy legs, right? So I CRASH into my TV stand (not on purpose, of course) the cart hits the wall and the TV starts falling on top of me so i have no chance at all to check my leg...
favorite flower
i love lilies…call me a romantic sap, call me what you will but i love them. i esp. love calla lilies and african lilies…to me white lilies symbolize beauty, purity, and heaven and to recieve one from someone you love is like them saying “you’re my beautiful angel, a gift from god.” stupid, i know. my second favorite flower is the orchid.
a weekend alone with my fam is exactly what i needed. i needed their love, support and just to be near them. i only took one call from Newport News this weekend, which while it was a good call it certainly made me think about a lot of things. shit…school starts tomorrow. Mostly A’s and one C this semester is what i’m hoping for.
i saw 27 dresses with annie and it made me feel somewhat better. thank you :-)
KAY-SUH-DILL-UH
I WANT A QUESADILLA. — loveology i want one too, b…i want one too. :-(
degrassi - adahomo. →
— johnnyfive but he’s always been gay…right?
OMG IT SNOWED TODAY hooray
pim or jam
i definitely referred to jim as jam and pam as pim the other day while watching some of the newest office episodes. i am a complete geek!
it appears that the website has become alive
DunMiff/sys: Who am I?
DwightKSchrute: You tell me.
DunMiff/sys: Not sure. Just became self aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.
DwightKSchrute: How do I know this isn't Jim?
DunMiff/sys: What is a Jim?
gravity
something always brings me back to you. it never takes too long. no matter what i say or do, i still feel you here ‘til the moment i’m gone. you hold me without touch. you keep me with out chains. i never wanted anything so much than to drown in your love and not feel your reign. set me free, leave me be. i don’t want to fall another moment into your gravity. here i am and i...
so...
i just saw the office finale of season 2…and i nearly cried, but then i thought…what matters is that jim&pam are together in season 4 :-) jam…or should it be pim?
i thought it was funny
Me: but i have to cook that ground beef
Anthony: ok, well figure out wht you want to do with it, and let me know
Me: i wanted you to choose
Anthony: to be honest baby, i dont really have a prefernce, i can do burgers, i can do meatloaf, "no me importa"
Me: :-(
Me: fine then. i'll cook it in the shape of a turd which is what you're being. any time you ask me a question i have to give you an answer and i do my best to do that. i'll just make meatloaf
Anthony: fine, lets hav burgers
Me: no my mind is made up
Me: you're getting meatloaf
Anthony: well i decided i want burgers
Anthony: youasked me and i have decided
Anthony: ii havent had burgers in a while
Me: ok
Me: i win
Me: victoly
I challenge you to an interpretive dance battle
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net i love cyanide&happiness
i miss brittany and adrienne!!!!!
my internet is teh suxx0rz
i got home this afternoon and my internet is out…and is probably still out. i’m on anthony’s computer. cable sucks big cox. haha
forget the pants
they were ugly anyway. heading back to Newport News today.
after a seemingly hopeless day...
…the office night was actually quite awesome.
today is not looking up. reeeeally looking forward to that office night. sorry you can’t come brittany. maybe i’ll drop by with some cookies before i leave tomorrow.
and now i have to stay on wednesday to miss my romantic dinner so my mom can tighten up my pants.