that's what i said♥

So…When is this coming out in the US?

Hands down the best part of Stop in the Name of Pants!

He is burbling on in a Sven way.

It’s quite soothing listening to him talk. As Jools said “It takes your mind off things because it sounds like it should make sense, but it doesn’t.”

He was saying “Ya and when I take you my bride, Rosie, to my people, they will laugh and sing and kill the herring and make the hats with the herrings.”

This can’t possibly be true.

I said to Rosie, “Is Sven saying that his mum and dad will make you a herring hat?”

She said, “Yes, exciting, isn’t it?”

LMAO I love Sven and the herring hat. Almost as much as I love the furry shorts and Rosie’s beard full of wisdomosity

Dear Gott in Himmel! and

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN

edit: my two favorite phrases from the Georgia Nicolson series

“ OK, kittykat, I’m sorry. Come on, it’s alright, stop blubbing. Your nose will get all swollen up and you’ll collapse under the weight of your nungas and I can’t carry all of you home.

—

Dave the Laugh (I need a man like this in my life.) (via loveology)

Don’t we all

you guys wanna hear a gay joke?

me: YES!
kevin: YES!
jennie: okay, so there were these two guys...
kevin: and they were gay?
jennie: kevin... i work alone.
kevin: okay.
jennie: there were these two guys at a funeral parlor, and one guy came up to the other, and asked if his wife died. he said, no my partner died. the one asked if he was going to bury him or cremate him, he said cremate him. then he asked where he was going to spread the ashes. over my spaghetti he responded. what?! why? asked the other man. so he can rip through my ass one more time!
jennie: HAHAHAHA
everyone else: ...
john: um, that's awful...
kevin: you're the only one laughing jennie...
jennie: what?! i didn't say he died from aids!
everyone else: omg, HAHAHAHA
kevin: we shouldn't be laughing...
jennie: yeah, he could have died from getting hit by a bus.
kevin: or got beat up for being gay.
john: omg...
i've heard a similar joke, but its more like "three gay men are sitting in a funeral parlor and they're talking about where they are going to bury/spread their partners' ashes. One man goes..."I'm going to take my partner to the beach because he loved to go running on the beach in the mornings." The other goes "I'm just going to bury him by his family. It's what he would have wanted." The last one said "I'm going to put my partner's ashes in a bowl of chili." "What why?" "So he could tear my ass up one more time"

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loveology:

We can’t find my sister.

…did you draw on her cookies again? I swear Brittany!

Ur so gay and you don’t even like boys